Autumn 2008

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Dec '08 - Jan '09 Pantomime

January '09

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music & variety January 2009

Thursday 15 January 2009
chubby brown

ROY CHUBBY BROWN

Roy 'Chubby' Brown is an English comedian known for the adult nature of his comedy, his foul mouthed approach and his outrageous costumes.

The controversial nature of his act means that he rarely appears on major television channels.

ADULTS ONLY!

7.45pm Tickets: £21.50

£1 booking fee per ticket applicable on internet and telephone bookings

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Friday 16 & Saturday 17 January 2009
queen

ONE NIGHT OF QUEEN

One Night Of Queen is a stunning live 2 hour concert recreating and celebrating the music of Queen.

7.45pm £18.50

£1 booking fee per ticket applicable on internet and telephone bookings

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Monday 19 January

FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES II

Another night of West Ham nostalgia with Phil Parkes, Brian ‘Pop’ Robson, Tony Gale, and special guest Clyde Best MBE.

For West Ham fans we are delighted to offer a second West Ham legends show. Joining the very amusing West Ham favourite and now SKY pundit Tony Gale will be Phil Parkes, the West Ham fans choice of all time favourite goal keeper.

There will also be an opportunity for autographs with the lads after the show.

7.45pm £1950
O60: £17.50

£1 booking fee per ticket applicable on internet and telephone bookings

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Thursday 22 January 2009

THE CIRCUS OF HORRORS - Apocalypse in the Asylum

It is a staggering 13 years since the Circus of Horrors first trampled the bloody boards and has since toured relentlessly around the World achieving cult status and generally dragging Circus screaming and shouting into the 21st century and beyond.

NOW  the whole evil ensemble is back with a BRAND NEW SHOW. Apocalypse in the Asylum.

'Apocalypse in the Asylum' threatens to stimulate all the senses & is set to surpass everything that has come before it.

Pierrot Bidon, director of the legendary chainsaw slinging Archaos returns to co. direct this strange new musical masterpiece in his own inimitable style with shocks, surprises & black humour. The crowd favourites as still there but are now entrapped in a Macabre Mad House until they escape and run amoco into the Parisian night life. All intermingled & entwined with oddities, fakirs and death defying Circus acts
'Apocalypse in the Asylum' is an amazing amalgamation of Witch-doctors, Voodoo Acrobats, A Pickled Person, Bendy Bodies, Demon Dwarfs, Blood Curdling Stunts and flying Lunatics erupting from a tank of water into the roof of the auditorium suspended only from chains.
Presided over by The Undead Ringmaster Doktor Haze who takes you through this hellish tale with the help of the live devil driven rock n' roll of the The Interceptors From Hell and a huge uncontrollable cast of  Burlesque Beauties, chasosmongers and some of the worlds greatest, grotesque, most daring &  bizarre Circus acts all  Re-Born, Re-vamped & Rockin.

7.45pm £20, £26
O60: £17, £23

£1 booking fee per ticket applicable on internet and telephone bookings

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Friday 23 January 2009
barricade

BEYOND THE BARRICADE - 10th Anniversary Show

The UK's leading musical theatre concert, Beyond the Barricade is set to return in 2009 with a special '10th Anniversary Show'.

Recreating the songs, music and sound of the world's most popular musicals, this brand new production features the best of 'Beyond the Barricade' over the last 10 years.

Don't miss the Musicals Event of the Year!!

7.45pm £20

£1 booking fee per ticket applicable on internet and telephone bookings

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Monday 26 January 2009

JIMMY CARR - Joke Technician

Jimmy Carr is not just a TV star. He's won awards, released chart-topping DVDs, written a best-selling book and broken box office records by performing to over 500,000 people in the last three years including sell out performances at The Orchard Theatre. He may be the hardest working man in comedy BUT perhaps he wouldn't have to be if he had a little bit more talent. This show is exactly the same as last year's except every single word.

It's rude, crude and offensive but those aren't the only reasons you'll enjoy it.

Not to be missed, unless it's not your kind of thing

7.45pm £20

£1 booking fee per ticket applicable on internet and telephone bookings

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Tuesday 27 January 2009

JETHRO - plus guest

ADULTS ONLY

The legendary Cornish Comic returns with another bout of heavyweight belly crunching comedy. He's slightly politically incorrect, but rated by many, as the funniest man in the land. If you don't laugh at this show, you need psychological help!

Warning: Contains material of an adult nature.

7.30pm £17, £18

£1 booking fee per ticket applicable on internet and telephone bookings

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Thursday 29 January 2009

LETZ ZEP

The music of epic rock band Led Zeppelin has never been more popular!

From the classics, Stairway to Heaven and Rock and Roll, to the gentle Going to California and the haunting Kashmir, Letz Zep portray the entire scope of the music of Led Zeppelin, who remain the most influential and iconic rock band of all time.

7.45pm £16.50

£1 booking fee per ticket applicable on internet and telephone bookings

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Saturday 31 January 2009

Acker Bilk and his Paramount Jazz Band & Kenny Ball and his Jazzmen
BACK TO BACK

Don't miss Europe's aristocrats of jazz perform together in concert. Acker Bilk And His Paramount Jazz Band are joined by Kenny Ball And His Jazzmen for an evening of outstanding musicianship.

Acker (clarinet) and Kenny (trumpet) are established as two of the biggest names in jazz and will perform many of their hits including Stranger on the Shore, Aria, Samantha and Midnight in Moscow.

7.45pm £18.50

£1 booking fee per ticket applicable on internet and telephone bookings

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